
<!-- Original:  Joe Merical  -->
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text = "At its root, fat, broke & lonely, whether as fact or fear, arises from emptiness inside a human being, a cavity in the soul. - Fat, Broke & Lonely No More";
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text = "What you're looking for is not in the refrigerator. It's also not at the mall. - Fat, Broke & Lonely No More";
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text = "The problem with being broke, whether it's the serious wolf-at-the-door kind or just continual, coupon-clipping worry, is that the longer you're in it, the more normal it feels. - Fat, Broke & Lonely No More";
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if (re == 4) { 
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text = "Money can be used to end suffering and open minds. That's why you ought to have it instead of some selfish, close-minded person. - Fat, Broke & Lonely No More";
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if (re == 5) {
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text = "Come to see that abundance is allowed, money isn't evil, and the first step toward doing good in the world is to pay your own way. - Fat, Broke & Lonely No More";
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if (re == 6) {
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text = "To deal with life's inevitable loneliness with as much grace as possible and as little pain as necessary, you have to fall in love with your own companionship. - Fat, Broke & Lonely No More";
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if (re == 7) {
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text = "Independence and determined self-sufficiency is a powerful aphrodisiac that can get you more attention than high-heels, spray-on pheromones, and new boobs from the best surgeon in town. - Fat, Broke & Lonely No More";
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if (re == 8) {
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text = "You call it quits with lonely and come to grips with life the instant you realize that the best way to get out of yourself, your worries, and your loneliness is to make someone else's day. - Fat, Broke & Lonely No More"
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if (re == 9) {
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text = "Just as it's easier for little children to learn to write if they have some big fat pencils, it's easier to create a charmed life if you have some big fat dreams. - Creating a Charmed Life"
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if (re == 10) {
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text = "Whatever it takes to skim from each day ten minutes of silence, make it your highest priority....Even if your busyness says you can't afford to take quiet time, know that you can't afford not to. - Creating a Charmed Life"
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if (re == 11) {
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text = "Regard your life as an extended working vacation. Find nooks and crannies to explore, side streets to meander....Be a tourist in your hometown and your own life. - Creating a Charmed Life"
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if (re == 12) {
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text = "We build the courage to get through the substantial trials by learning to cohabit serenely with the trivia. - Creating a Charmed Life"
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if (re == 13) {
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text = "When you are discreet, you protect yourself. Your preserve your honor. You conserve your power. - Creating a Charmed Life"
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if (re == 14) {
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text = "The year rotates through the seasons like a wheel of fortune. Being present to each one, possessing its bounty and taking its inconveniences in stride, means living to the fullest every day of the life you get. - Creating a Charmed Life"
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if (re == 15) {
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text = "Make it a point to eat a minimum of one meal a day sitting at a table and using utensils. Flowers, candles, cloth napkins, and dishes that would break if you dropped them are extra credit. - Creating a Charmed Life"
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if (re == 16) {
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text = "The ultimate secret to aging exquisitely is to identify more with the part of yourself that doesn't grow older-the inner part-and less with the outer part that metamorphoses through ages and stages all your life long. - Creating a Charmed Life"
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if (re == 17) {
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text = "Behind the glory nearly everyone wants to attain is a degree of discomfort nearly everyone wants to avoid...discipline, perseverance, regimen, repetition, and delayed gratification [are] military school for a charmed life. - Creating a Charmed Life"
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if (re == 18) {
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text = "Romance isn't waiting for somebody else to leave roses at your door; it's living with finesse and selectivity. - Creating a Charmed Life"
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if (re == 19) {
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text = "Images routinely stand in for reality. Plastic pretends to be money. Chemicals pretend to be food...It is more important than ever to indulge ourselves...in living books, live music, and unfiltered nature. - Creating a Charmed Life"
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if (re == 20) {
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text = "Life has planted within a reliable gauge for measuring our proximity to our true selves: when we get too far away, we feel rotten. - Creating a Charmed Life"
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if (re == 21) {
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text = "When you've detoured a few yards to get yourself taken care of, you'll be able to go the extra mile in caring for others with far less likelihood of resentment or regret. - Creating a Charmed Life"
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if (re == 22) {
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text = "Although we depend on the electronic accoutrements of modern life, our cells and our souls need something else. Indulge them, part of the time at least, in a charmed environment that's free of beeps, bleeps, and buzzes. - Creating a Charmed Life"
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if (re == 23) {
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text = "Happiness comes from accepting the present situation, whether it's something you wish to savor as long as possible or change as quickly as you can. - Creating a Charmed Life"
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if (re == 24) {
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text = "When you make a point of seeing everyone as a soul living in a body, the age of the body means a great deal less and the quality of the soul a great deal more. - Younger by the Day"
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if (re == 25) {
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text = "There is a singular reality to ink on paper....Often when you start to write your worries, you find yourself writing their antidote. - Younger by the Day"
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if (re == 26) {
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text = "When you take control of your time, you take control of your life. You also lengthen your life, since you're more aware of living it. - Younger by the Day"
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if (re == 27) {
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text = "One secret of eternal youth is this: dreams and decline are opposites; you can choose to grow toward one or the other. - Younger by the Day"
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if (re == 28) {
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text = "Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take on the mantle of the valiant, a vocal commitment to fairness and justice, and an unwillingness to back down. - Younger by the Day"
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if (re == 29) {
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text = "These days standing up for your values won't lead to being burned at the stake, although it could get you gossiped about at the country club. Do it anyway. - Younger by the Day"
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if (re == 30) {
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text = "Because words can't be recalled like a defective product, don't send them out until you're sure you want them on the market with your name on them. When in doubt, strategic silence is a wise choice. - Younger by the Day"
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if (re == 31) {
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text = "Guilt ages people from the soul on out, and there's no plastic surgery for a wrinkled soul. - Younger by the Day"
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if (re == 32) {
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text = "I have a sense that the day comes for most human beings when they regret having earmarked too few days as special. That is a day you can do without. Let the revelry begin. - Younger by the Day"
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if (re == 33) {
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text = "Assume that you deserve every inch of the space your take and every blessing life bestows on you. Humility is a fine thing; sackcloth and ashes make anybody look bad. - Younger by the Day"
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if (re == 34) {
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text = "It will add to your mystique and your reputation if you give yourself a trademark or two. They're reliable symbols of who you are, even when circumstances are behaving in unreliable ways. - Younger by the Day"
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if (re == 35) {
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text = "The way you sign your name. The way you fold the laundry. The straightness of the stamp on the envelope. Making your bed even though no one will be home to see it. These details and hundreds like them are little things that give you a little edge. - Younger by the Day"
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if (re == 36) {
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text = "When you're young, the be-all and end-all of life is to be cool. But once your twenties are behind you, unless you're gainfully employed as a rock musician, cool needs to give way to classy. - Younger by the Day"
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if (re == 37) {
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text = "The heart of extended youthfulness is not just staying on the planet; it's being at the party. - Younger by the Day"
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if (re == 38) {
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text = "Dieting should be classed with cheerleading. It something to try early in life but, once experienced, never revisited. - Younger by the Day"
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if (re == 39) {
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text = "Middle school is for being like everybody else; middle age is for being yourself. - Younger by the Day"
} 
if (re == 40) {
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text = "Human beings need [homes that] foster our inner lives...a center for our spirituality, our resourcefulness, and the majority of the best moments of our lives. - Shelter for the Spirit"
} 
if (re == 41) {
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text = "No one has absolute security, in a house or in a life. Lease-free renters are said to live month-to-month, yet we all live just moment to moment by a genuinely amazing Grace that deals in hope, promise, and synchronicity. - Shelter for the Spirit"
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if (re == 42) {
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text = "Recreation is required. It is not an option. Look at the word: re-creation. The time you give to it recreates your soul. There is no waste in that. - Shelter for the Spirit"
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text = "Preparing food and eating at home can be the most immediate way to touch home's spiritual essence. Food nourishes the body, home nourishes the soul, and when we partake of the two in tandem, we feel content and cared for. - Shelter for the Spirit"
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if (re == 44) {
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text = "'Thirteen years are a long time,' my daughter said when she was that age, 'if you live them slowly.' - Shelter for the Spirit"
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if (re == 45) {
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text = "Our culture is notoriously void of rites of passage, even though we need these to know where we're going in life, just as we need road maps to know where we're going on the highway. - Shelter for the Spirit"
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if (re == 46) {
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text = "We savor life by expecting nothing and experiencing everything. When we go at high speed, we miss it. - Shelter for the Spirit"
} 
if (re == 47) {
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text = "If you don't accept yourself, you won't live fully, and if you don't live fully, you'll need to get full some other way. - Fit from Within"
} 
if (re == 48) {
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text = "If you only start to eat three times [a day], you only have to stop three times, and stopping has been the problem. - Fit from Within"
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if (re == 49) {
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text = "Put all the energy, emphasis, and willpower you used to spend on dieting and hating your hips into increasing the quality of your life. - Fit from Within"
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if (re == 50) {
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text = "Dieting is the backside of binge eating. They travel together. You can do without both in your life. - Fit from Within"
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if (re == 51) {
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text = "That number on the scale is an imperfect indicator of either the state of your health or the quality of your life. - Fit from Within"
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if (re == 52) {
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text = "Cravings stop going where they aren't fed. - Fit from Within"
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if (re == 53) {
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text = "Regard fast food in the spirit of the Donner party: on rare occasions you have to eat something you never would under ordinary circumstances. - Fit from Within"
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if (re == 54) {
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text = "Have an attitude of gratitude. Is this pie in the sky? Maybe. But pie in the sky won't make you fat or clog your arteries like pie on the earth did. - Fit from Within"
} 
if (re == 55) {
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text = "Beauty rubs off. You cannot stand face-to-face with a Rembrandt and walk away the same person. - Lit from Within"
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if (re == 56) {
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text = "You know your life is too complicated if you feel overwhelmed more than twice a month. This allows one exemption for PMS and another for living in a complicated world. - Lit from Within"
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if (re == 57) {
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text = "Dine with gratitude. And Mozart. - Lit from Within"
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if (re == 58) {
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text = "Choose food that is as beautiful as you wish to be yourself. - Lit from Within"
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if (re == 59) {
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text = "Destiny and temperament determine the size of [your life's] stage; you yourself determine the quality of the performance. - Lit from Within"
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if (re == 60) {
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text = "What matters is staying in touch with the light within. Then, no matter what else changes, you're grounded in the one thing that doesn't. - Lit from Within"
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